Thursday, February 26, 2004 :::
 
Spot the dog, the nicest and smartest member of the Bush family, had to be euthanized after having several recent strokes.

Without Spot's giddy personality and intellectual guidance, God knows what the Bush family will do now.

::: posted by Comic Tools at 7:59 PM



Sunday, February 22, 2004 :::
 
Although your central thesis is sound, that animation would appear to be Korean and not Japanese.

It would also appear to be disgusting

-Carter, still not dead

::: posted by Carter at 10:36 PM


 
The Japaneese are simply not normal. (http://image.nartbox.com/ecard/swf/040121_dung.swf) Keep watching, it gets better as it goes.

::: posted by Comic Tools at 2:22 PM



Saturday, February 21, 2004 :::
 
We all knew they probably thought it, but just recently, the following people have said in very direct, clear terms that they hate faggots and will do anything to stop faggots from marrying:

-Tom Delay (who has made it clear he doesn't consider Gays to be Americans: "Americans have been tolerant of homosexuality for years, but now it's being stuffed down their throats and they don't like it.")
-Goerge W Bush (Who has said he will not only support a constituional amendment banning Gay marriage and civil unions, he'll fight for it.)
-Karl Rove
-Laura Bush (who finds gay marriage "shocking.")
-Arnold Schwarzenegger (Who also said allowing Gay Marriage in San Fransisco will lead to "anarchy" and is an "imminent threat to civil order.")

So there it is laid out, people. The above "human beings" won't even accept the comprimise of allowing the segregational seperate-but-equal institution of civil unions in states whose own people vote for it. It isn't enough for gays to be second-class citezens. According to them, Gays shouldn't have the rights that "normals" do. Fuck, if it were up to them, it would be a crime for a fag to so much as touch another fag. Sorry gay people, you have to lead celibate lives of shame and loneliness, because God and the assholes listed above said so.

I am so completely SICK of the vile hatred of the right and the PUSSYFOOTING of the left on this issue. This is a civil rights issue, plain an simple. The same kind of right wing assholes gave the same arguments about interracial marriage when that was an issue. And the same kind of wusses on the left proposed the same type of comprimisey SHIT. It doesn't matter one god-damn that the majority of americans oppose it- the tyranny of the many cannot be allowed to subjugate the few. Not with race, not with sexuality. People who support anything less than total equal rights for gays will be on the wrong end of history, along with others of their kind like the Ku Klux Klan. Schoolchildren will look back on this period of time as if it were the goddamned stone age, the way we self-righteously look at islamic nations who won't allow women's hair in public, the way much of Europe looks at us now.

I dream of a country with a hydrogen cell car in every garage, your choice of a chicken or tofuchicken in every pot, and a ring on the finger of any american, gay or otherwise, who wants one.



::: posted by Comic Tools at 12:34 PM



Sunday, February 15, 2004 :::
 
Bush thinks all deaf people are stupid children:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/opinion/content/auto/epaper/editions/sunday/opinion_0442326e064c624b0099.html

::: posted by Comic Tools at 1:04 PM



Saturday, February 14, 2004 :::
 
By the way, there's an article from the voice this week that has comments from some politician whose campaign the Bush father-and-son team were working for. I forget his name. According to the article, Bush would come into the campaign office, put his cowboy boots up on the desk, and brag about how much beer and/or pussy he'd had the night before. The Voice quoted the guy as saying he thought Bush junior was an "asshole", although he and Bush senior were good friends. Apparrently Bush was quite popular with the women in the office who were attracted to the gigantic wad of money he stuffed his pants with to inflate his tiny pecker. (I'll admit I might have made that last sentence more colorful.) The old women's pep group who worked in the office were quoted as saying they thought Bush Junior was "full of hot air."

Oh, the politician fellow also said that Bush junior was a "cunt chaser, and thought he was god's gift to women."

::: posted by Comic Tools at 1:49 PM


 
Ann coulter, psychotic bitch:
(this is definitely one of her finer moments)

Moreover, if we're going to start delving into exactly who did what back then, maybe Max Cleland should stop allowing Democrats to portray him as a war hero who lost his limbs taking enemy fire on the battlefields of Vietnam.
Cleland lost three limbs in an accident during a routine noncombat mission where he was about to drink beer with friends. He saw a grenade on the ground and picked it up. He could have done that at Fort Dix. In fact, Cleland could have dropped a grenade on his foot as a National Guardsman ? or what Cleland sneeringly calls "weekend warriors." Luckily for Cleland's political career and current pomposity about Bush, he happened to do it while in Vietnam.

This comes from an article where Ann is defending president Bush's record in the guard. Like everything else Ann writes, the article is a hilarious mixture of insults (she calls democrats jock sniffers) twisted facts with no context, and the actual making up of shit.

First of all, this (http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Jan2000/n01272000_20001274.html) is what the liberal bunch of america-hating faggot terrorists at the US DEFENSE DEPARTMENT have to say about the accident which took three of Cleaveland's limbs, burned him badly, cut his windpipe, and knocked out his front teeth. They kind of cast the issue in a different light, don't they.

But this misses the main point that Ann misses completely: Cleaveland was in vietnam. As a soldier. You know, in real danger and stuff. Bush was cunt-chasing as a stateside guardsman barred from flight. Furthermore, Ann casts aperesions on Kerry and Gore too. Gore, who wasn't a soldier, WAS in vietnam, at least. And Ann? Before you go get pissy about Kerry accusing his fellow soldiers of war crimes, go read a history book. It seems unbelieveble, but people really did engage in uncivil behavior to the vietnameese during vietnam.

And here's another quote from Kerry, circa 1971, which is appropriate now as it was then: "How do you ask someone to be the last do die for a mistake?"

And speaking of Bush, despite what Ann says, he still can't account for those missing six months. Nor can he explain how or why he had to be retroactively granted leave after he took off to do god-knows what in texas. And then there's this:

President Bush's August 1972 suspension from flight status in the Texas Air National Guard -- triggered by his failure to take a required annual flight physical -- should have prompted an investigation by his commander, a written acknowledgement by Bush, and perhaps a written report to senior Air Force officials, according to Air Force regulations in effect at the time.

Bush, who was a fighter-interceptor pilot assigned to the Texas Air National Guard, last flew in April 1972 -- just before the missed physical and 30 months before his flight commitment ended. He also did not attend National Guard training for several months that year and was permitted to cut short his military commitment a year later in 1973.
...
Two retired National Guard generals, in interviews yesterday, said they were surprised that Bush -- or any military pilot -- would forgo a required annual flight physical and take no apparent steps to rectify the problem and return to flying. "There is no excuse for that. Aviators just don't miss their flight physicals," said Major General Paul A. Weaver Jr., who retired in 2002 as the Pentagon's director of the Air National Guard, in an interview.

So, Ann, you want to talk about "No bravery involved? Let's talk about chimp-boy, the president king.


::: posted by Comic Tools at 1:33 PM



Tuesday, February 10, 2004 :::
 
"I was w. I was w-wuu. I was wu-uu-uu. I was wro-auuuuuuuugh. Wrong I was...I was...wrong. "

Bill O'Riley: WASHINGTON – Conservative television news anchor Bill O'Reilly said Tuesday he was now skeptical about the Bush administration and apologized to viewers for supporting prewar claims that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

The anchor of his own show on Fox News said he was sorry he gave the U.S. government the benefit of the doubt that former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein's weapons program poised an imminent threat, the main reason cited for going to war.

"I was wrong. I am not pleased about it at all and I think all Americans should be concerned about this," O'Reilly said in an interview with ABC's "Good Morning America."

CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?! Seriously, the towers of conservatism have been crumbling lately. Rush is a dope-fiend nobody cares about anymore. Andrew Sullivan has gone democratic and has begun openly attacking Bush. Bush's polls have fallen as low as the mid-forties recently. Pat Robertson has said repeatedly that Bush is a reckless spender. Now Bill's out. If Ann Coulter would just take off that silly looking wig and makeup and flash her dick on television, and use it to fuck Sean Hannity, there'd be no one left.

The celebirty structure that supports this president is withering and dying, and without them pumping his bullshit into the public's heads 24/7, his support is gonns start to die fast. You watch. This asshole is getting more beatble by the second.

::: posted by Comic Tools at 4:03 PM



Monday, February 09, 2004 :::
 
This quote from Bush's abominable Tim Russert interview particularly piqued my ire:

And the other thing that I think it's important for people who watch the expenditures side of the equation is to understand we're at war, Tim, and, any time you commit your troops into harm's way, they must have the best equipment, the best training, and the best possible pay. That's where--we owe it to their loved ones.

...

Under you, YOU, you lying son of a bitch (and I mean that phrase lirerally) soldiers pay has been cut. Soldiers are no longer provided with the rifle-round stopping metyal plates for their flack jackets; they have to pay for them. Soldiers have to pay for such daily sundries as toilet paper and toothpaste. If a soldier is shot, he has to pay for his hospital food. Tell me, you squinting mental retard with the physiognomy of a mutilated chimp, how can you sit there with a straight look on your grotesque face and tell me and the rest of america that our soldiers are being provided with the best?! Are you pure evil, or are you completely insane? If this is the shit you say on television, what kind of horrible shit do you say off-camera? How much lunatic shit from your enfeebled, warped mind has Karl Rove and the rest of your group of handlers kept us from seeing? Plans to impale all arabs? A plan to use deadly force to make everyone in America wear frilly underpants? A national holiday for filling our hats with oatmeal? Only some of the milder examples, I'm sure, of the raving lunacy you surely spew like a cracked fire hydrant.

::: posted by Comic Tools at 6:36 PM


 
Wow, that's so cool Christy!

::: posted by Comic Tools at 6:35 PM



Thursday, February 05, 2004 :::
 
Ben, as usuual, you have missed a crucial and direly important fact, and I have to clean up after your sloppiness: This incident is important, gravely important, because it exposed Janet Jackson as the Borg scout invader she is. Don't believe me? Look.

Incidentally, if you'd like a borg nipple implant like hers, you can get one here.

::: posted by Comic Tools at 1:33 PM

ARCHIVES :::

Ben, Nick, Molly, Matt, Carter, Maria, Christy, Jason, Greg, Eric, and UNCLE JEFF!! We are truly honored to have someone among us who is over 20 and claims to have some sort of responsibility. It won't last long.