Wednesday, May 26, 2004 :::
 
since you brought up dogs, have a peek at this:

http://www.thedogisland.com/

it sounds too cool to be real.

and then there's this:

http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/index.php

::: posted by Jeff at 8:25 AM



Thursday, May 20, 2004 :::
 
That post looks so wrong coming right after my last post. Hell, maybe Rush goes there too.

::: posted by Comic Tools at 9:03 AM



Wednesday, May 12, 2004 :::
 
Rush Limbaugh admits to looking at gay pornography:

"That got Limbaugh thinking and making some lurid confessions: "If you look at these pictures, you cannot deny that there are elements of homoeroticism …I've seen things like this on American websites. You can find these if you have the passwords to these various porn sites, you can see things like this. And [Hughes'] point was maybe these kids—the soldiers, the guards, whoever, who are of a certain age group, who've grown up with access to this are simply acting out what they've seen on these websites or something, just for the fun of it, or maybe other reasons."

Another crackpot deflection regarding the brutality, to be sure. But now we also know what Limbaugh was doing on those oxycontin-dazed nights: fumbling for his passwords, looking for those homoerotic websites. Live and learn. "

Who knew Rush was the kind of guy who liked firing up the computer, spreading come chocolate puding on his palm, and imagining himself giving thourogh and intimate colon exams to the hot hot lads at berelylegalsailorboys.com?

But seriously, I do want to defend Rush a moment about some of his recent comments. I think we all know that Rush said that the prisoner abuse is no worse than the stuff Skull and Bones does at initiations. And I think we all also know that the pictures (especially the unreleased ones) depict acts of sodomy, burning with acid, beatings, "inappropriate" bahavior with dead bodies, and the raping of several male children and at least one woman.

People on the left are trying to say that Rush is downplaying the severity of torture and child raping. I disagree. I think this is misguided slander against an a brave American who is standing up all alone to tell us the truth. It's clear to me that Rush is not saying that raping kids is no worse than normal fraternity hazing. He's saying that Skull and Bones rapes children. I, for one, would like to know why Rush is the only one trying to tell Americans this awful truth, and why the liberal, child-rape-favoring media is trying to supress him. Why, if this matter were further investigated, I wouldn't be surprised if pictured emerged of Bush ramming his throbbing, engorged member deep into a screaming five year old boy, while Dick Cheney beats the boy's face and points at his genitals.

Rush Limbaugh is to be commended for his efforts at exposing the awful truth about Skull and bones.


::: posted by Comic Tools at 11:03 AM


 
problem seems to have fixed itself.

::: posted by Comic Tools at 1:32 AM



Monday, May 10, 2004 :::
 
For some goddamned reason, all posts on the holy cucumber are being shown in descending chronological order, meaning new posts appear on the bottom of the page. I apologise for the temporary inconvienience as I attempt to solve this.

::: posted by Comic Tools at 9:05 PM



Sunday, May 02, 2004 :::
 
In Kennebec Journal today: "The average 17-year-old spends $638 on a prom, or more than $1,200 per couple, according to Your Prom and Modern Bride Magazine."

That's AVERAGE!?!?! Holy shit.


::: posted by Jeff at 10:55 PM



Saturday, May 01, 2004 :::
 
New postage in the holy cucumber, finally.

::: posted by Comic Tools at 2:40 PM

ARCHIVES :::

Ben, Nick, Molly, Matt, Carter, Maria, Christy, Jason, Greg, Eric, and UNCLE JEFF!! We are truly honored to have someone among us who is over 20 and claims to have some sort of responsibility. It won't last long.